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New Car Technology

New Car Technology

It had been thirteen years since I bought a new car, so I wasn’t ready for all the new technology built in, including one feature that seems to solve a problem that doesn’t exist.

The Mumble Mouth

The Mumble Mouth

Here’s a story from my early radio days about an off-air invention we used at promotional appearances which helped burnish the station’s reputation for fun.

Angel Shot

Angel Shot

My wife went out to dinner with a friend the other night, and when she visited the ladies’ room, she saw this great safety message on a sign on the wall.

Best Thing I’ve Read Today

Best Thing I’ve Read Today

In the wake of Bill Maher’s idiotic softening stance on Trump after they had dinner together, Larry David has penned a brilliant satirical piece about the evening he shared a meal with Adolf Hitler.

Passengers vs. Crew

Passengers vs. Crew

Every news report about the six women launched into space Monday by Jeff Bezos referred to them as “crew.” No, they weren’t. Let me explain.

Broadway: “Operation Mincemeat”

Broadway: “Operation Mincemeat”

This new musical farce is based on a real story of British spies fooling Hitler about where the Allies would mount an assault on the beaches of Sicily in 1943. I loved it on Broadway last week. Here’s my review.

Bad Toothpaste

Bad Toothpaste

I have never owned a tube of toothpaste long enough for it to expire, so I was surprised when I saw what came out of one I bought two years ago.

Naked Movie Greed

Naked Movie Greed

Some Hollywood geniuses have decided to reboot “The Naked Gun,” with Liam Neeson ostensibly playing the Leslie Nielsen role. Here are several reasons why that’s such a bad idea.

Bad Decision, Journalists

Bad Decision, Journalists

The White House Correspondents Association is having a bad time under Trump, but its decision to cancel Amber Ruffin’s appearance at its annual dinner is a self-inflicted idiotic move. Here’s why.