Here’s a scenario I’d love to see on George W. Bush’s book tour.

He’s at a store, where children are seated in small chairs listening to someone else read Bush’s book out loud to them. One of Bush’s aides comes over and whispers something disturbing to him. The former leader of the free world then sits there for several minutes not knowing how to react or what to do next, but doesn’t show any alarm because he doesn’t want to disturb the children and the book reading.

Nah, that could never happen. Unless the book has a pet goat in it.