According to the NY Times, Oklahoma now has 9,000 licensed cannabis farms. That’s more than California, which has a population ten times larger. That news has inspired a new revival of the Rodgers and Hammerstein musical, with updated songs and lyrics. Sing along now:

  • “Ooooooklahoma, where the stink weed’s smelling up the state”
  • “Dude, what an awesome morning”
  • “I’m just a girl who tokes a lot”
  • “Edibles are cheaper here than Kansas City”
  • “Surrey with a joint on top”
  • “People will say we are stoned”
  • “Poor Jud is wasted”