Donald Trump is starting the “I’m going to run for president” crap again. If he gets even 1 electoral vote, I will eat his toupee.

Updated 2/26 9:00am — Responses from Twitter users:

  • @DimeStoreNinja: In order to eat it, you’ll have to catch and kill it. Good luck with that. And make sure your shots are up to date.
  • @SusanDanzig219: The day Trump wins is the day I sign up for that #OneWayTicketToMars.
  • @MarketPirate1: I want to see his Birth Certificate first. Rumor has it it’s a forgery.