From My Twitter Feed

Somewhere in America, a radio talk show host is saying, “Before she was thrown out, the House stenographer was making important points.”
Call me sentimental, but I already miss CNN’s omnipresent on-screen Shutdown Countdown Clock. Good times (if you’ll pardon the pun).
Scientists say Oreos make your brain feel better than cocaine. Bet it was hard to get lab volunteers to snort the cookies. Without milk.
Philosophical question: if no media outlet pointed a camera or microphone at Ted Cruz, would he make a sound?