- In Sen. James Inhofe’s science class, a helium balloon on a string proves gravity is a hoax.
- Today’s runaway animal story reminds me of The Motels song from the early 80s, “Take the L out of llama and it’s lama…” (Hat tip to my former colleague Irv Goldfarb, who said it on his highly-rated afternoon show at the time on WHCN/Hartford).