Ten more phrases that will never be used to describe me (the original list is here):
- He referred to friends as “peeps.”
- He often spoke of the pompatus of love.
- He wished more foods included cilantro in their ingredients.
- He regularly turned heads with his impeccable fashion choices.
- He regretted not listening to more bagpipe music.
- He was this close to being inducted into the roller derby hall of fame.
- He enjoyed spending his free time on plumbing and auto repairs.
- He was jealous of Boxcar Willie being named America’s Favorite Hobo.
- He would have been a masterful interior designer.
- He lived to surf.