From my Twitter feed

  • Donald Trump has sued to remove his name from Atlantic City casinos. Who can we sue to remove his name from all media, including Twitter?
  • Guy at sports book Sunday: “Can I get down a bet on the first half of a preseason NFL game?” Clerk: “No. Do you think we’re idiots?
  • Just heard Santana’s version of “She’s Not There” on iTunes’ RetroFM channel. Bet there isn’t an FM rock station that still plays that.