From my Twitter feed

  • Went to eye doctor today & she confirmed that I still have 2 and they are the correct distance apart. Tomorrow: having my ears dilated.
  • The racist frat boys at Oklahoma U should be forced to room with the black Sooners football/basketball players they no doubt root for.
  • NFL’s message to up-and-comers: if you want to make big bucks, be sure to stomp on opponents, just like $100 million man Ndamukong Suh!