Some gossip bloggers are reporting that Tiger Woods has checked into a rehab facility in Arizona for sex addiction. What a convenient excuse, which you only hear from people who have no trouble finding partners who’ll hop in the sack with them. You’re only an addict if someone keeps supplying you with what you need.
When you’re a rich and famous guy like Woods, there are always women who will do anything you want. When you’re a regular guy like me, you can’t even get the waitress at TGIFriday’s to refill your Pepsi.