David Blaine burst onto the scene a decade ago with cool magic done on the street and a style that seemed fresh at the time. Too bad that magic is gone, and he’s now reduced to boring stunt after boring stunt. Criss Angel now does what Blaine used to do, and better.

Blaine’s aquarium stunt ended with a whimper and a yawn tonight. If I wanted to see a wrinkled man who needs help walking and an oxygen mask to breathe, I’d go visit half of the population of South Florida.