Yes, of course I brought a batch of Knuckleheads In The News® stories to KTRS/St. Louis this morning, and here they are for your listening pleasure, including an assault suspect with one of the worst excuses ever, the tenants who want DNA testing for dog poop, and a snorkeler who was really surprised when he finally pulled his head out of the water.

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