With yet another Miss USA pageant queen in the news — Miss New Jersey, with the perfect name of Ashley Harder, has resigned after announcing she’s pregnant — my engineer Kevin wonders why Donald Trump doesn’t just throw away all the pretense and change the pageant to “Miss USA Gone Wild!”

Take Ashley, add in defrocked Miss Nevada Katie Rees, get party girl Tara Conner, and toss in all their pageant queen friends for a pay-per-view TV show that would make lots of money (the only beauty that Trump really cares about, as long as his name is on it).

We’re not talking role models here, we’re talking visual candy. You’d certainly get the young male demo to watch, since it would feature the two things they’re most interested in when it comes to women: being good looking and being willing to disrobe.