Attention media outlets: stop trying to make Super Tuesday a big thing this year.

You know as well as we do that there will be no surprises, and that it’s going to be a Biden-Trump rematch in November. Delegate counts don’t matter when there’s no one else even close to becoming a nominee.

I know you’re excited because you have the theme music and special graphics — and probably Steve Kornacki and John King at the big board — but there’s more mystery about what I’ll have for dinner tonight than the outcome of today’s primaries.

In fact, the majority of Americans aren’t thinking of super as a word preceding¬†Tuesday. They’re thinking of taco.