This weekend at every Hilton Hotel, all women wearing an ankle bracelet drink for half price! Free shuttle bus to jail included.

One other quick point. Yesterday, Paris Hilton was let out of jail and the Dow dropped over a hundred points. Today, she was sent back to jail, and the Dow was up over a hundred points. Imagine how well your 401k would be doing if we also threw Nicole Richie, Lindsay Lohan, and Britney Spears in jail.