Random Stuff

Just saw a commercial for an aluminum wallet that’s “crush proof” and “impact resistant.” Who’s carrying breakables in their wallet?
Sign at burrito shop at McCarran Airport: “Buy 9, Get 1 Free.” What they left out: “Eat All 10, Die Of Gastric Distress”
The UN has kicked Libya off its Human Rights Council. In other news, PETA has kicked McDonald’s off its Best Restaurants list
Ready to step in for CharlieSheen, Jason Alexander explains the sacrifices he’ll make, including hookers & blow
Think you know which fast-food chain has the most outlets worldwide? Wrong!