The Comedy Awards, which aired tonight on Comedy Central, deserves an award of its own for being the least funny awards show since The Funeral Homes Institute Honors.

One of the benefits of not having a fulltime radio show any more is not having to watch and pretend to care about “American Idol” just because I have to talk about it the next day.

Last week, on the verge of a federal government shutdown, the GOP again showed its real stripes by pushing its rigid social conservative agenda — the economy’s bad and we must focus on jobs jobs jobs, so we have to stop funding Planned Parenthood clinics. Um, what??

No one will ever re-make a Russell Brand movie. Not because they’re classics, which they aren’t, but because they never should have been made in the first place.