The other day, a fan at Wrigley Field caught a home run ball, but somehow lost his wedding ring. He looked around and under the seats, but couldn’t find it. The TV crew noticed him scrambling around, then somehow got a shot of the ring, which had fallen over the ivy-covered wall and onto the warning track. Between innings, the grounds crew retrieved and returned it to him.
When a link to the story was posted on Fark.com, this is the headline that accompanied it:
Good: Cubs fan catches homerun ball. Bad: Loses wedding ring during celebration. Good: Grounds crew locates ring and returns it. Cubs players said they would have helped look but they have no idea what a ring is.
Perfect!