Until tonight, you had your choice of Lowest Moments In Rudy Giuliani’s Life: hair dye running down his face, hands down his pants in “Borat 2,” or his press conference in front of Four Seasons Landscaping. But if you thought he couldn’t push the bar even lower, you were wrong.

They’ve all moved down one notch now that he’s officially been indicted by the DA in Fulton County, Georgia, as a co-conspirator in Trump’s criminal enterprise. Has any public figure fallen so far in the public eye over two decades than the man who, after 9/11, was considered America’s Mayor?

By the way, he should be pretty familiar with RICO charges, considering that’s the law he used as a federal prosecutor to take on the mob in New York.