The folks at Michigan Lawsuit Abuse Watch have their winners of the Wacky Warning Label Contest:
#5) A baking pan with the warning, “Ovenware will get hot when used in oven.”
#4) A bottle of dried bobcat urine, used to keep rodents and pests away from plants, with the warning, “Not for human consumption.”
#3) A cocktail napkin with a map of the waterways around Hilton Head, SC, that also said, “Caution: Not To Be Used For Navigation.”
#2) A kitchen knife that warns, “Never try to catch a falling knife.”
#1) A heat gun and paint remover that produces temperatures of 1,000 degrees and warns, “Do Not Use This Tool As A Hair Dryer.”