Matt Lauer is doing his portion of “The Today Show” from the new Cowboys Stadium, which he just referred to as The Eighth Wonder Of The World.

I thought the Houston Astrodome got that title in 1965. At some point, so did King Kong. So did the Grand Canyon. So did the Great Wall of China. So did the Panama Canal. So did Andre The Giant.

I’m pretty sure I once had a corned beef sandwich at a deli in New York that was billed as the Eighth Wonder Of The World. To my knowledge, it’s the only Wonder that needed extra mustard.