Jimmy Fallon’s Audition

When Jimmy Fallon auditioned for a part on “Saturday Night Live” in 1998, he did a stunning array of celebrity impressions, including two I’ve never seen anyone else do — Gilbert Gottfried and Adam Sandler. The latter impersonation earned him a very audible laugh from Lorne Michaels… Also on HarrisOnline.com… A piece I wrote praising […]

The Osama Papers

Surprises in the Osama Bin Laden private paperwork that was made public today: Once tortured an Al Qaeda lieutenant for not removing all the brown M&M’s from a bowl he put out for a party. Should never have invested in franchises of tanning salon company Afghanis-Tan. Was frustrated he could never beat Ayman Al-Zawahiri at […]

Phanatics

There’s a story in this morning’s Wall Street Journal about efforts by the Washington Nationals to keep Philadelphia Phillies fans from taking over the ballpark when their team visits town.  The Nationals are a losing franchise that can’t fill the seats, while the Phillies are winners whose fans love them so much they don’t hesitate […]

West Wing Walk

Who better to promote walking than some cast members from the TV show that featured more “walk and talk” scenes than any other? Walk & Talk – The West Wing Reunion from Martin Sheen

I’m Just Asking

The war in Afghanistan has created mental health issues for thousands of American soldiers who have been forced to serve multiple tours and then come home to a VA establishment that’s not fully prepared to help them re-enter society nor deal with post-traumatic stress disorder and traumatic brain injury.  A recent report by the Inspector […]