Now that Fox has settled with Dominion for $787 million over its election lies, I’m sure Tucker Carlson will address it in his top story tonight: “How Democrats Are Ruining Capitalism By Giving Away Water For Free In Public Fountains.”

While I’m disappointed Fox won’t have to make an on-air apology to Dominion — or acknowledge the lies in any way — I did get a kick out of watching the other media outside the courthouse look around as if stunned, wondering what they’re supposed to do now.

Rupert Murdoch’s very upset that the Fox-Dominion settlement means the trial won’t go forward because, when he took the witness stand, he was planning to propose marriage to the court reporter and ask a courtroom sketch artist to draw them together.