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Hawaii and Chicago are warning their residents not to go to Las Vegas because of very high COVID infection numbers. Sounds like they finally found something that doesn’t stay in Vegas.
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Emmy Awards nominations were announced today and I’m a little upset that I’ve been snubbed again with no nomination in the category Best Use Of A Recliner While Trying To Find A New Streaming Series To Binge-Watch.
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An American runner won’t be allowed in the Olympics after testing positive for a chemical found in marijuana. If you’ve ever spent time with people who smoke weed, you know the last thing they are capable of is running really fast. Unless an ice cream truck rolls through the neighborhood while they’re high.
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Instead of turning himself in this morning, I wish Trump’s accountant had been captured like Capone’s bookkeeper in “The Untouchables,” complete with Andy Garcia holding the baby carriage with one hand and shooting with the other.
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I hadn’t had my height measured for decades, but it’s happened twice in the last month at two different medical places. And the results didn’t match. They apparently caught me during morphing season.
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After hearing the CDC’s new recommendations for vaccinated people, I have changed my habits at the gym and will now only wear a mask while swimming.