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Looks like my $1,000 prize offer will go unclaimed since no one in the bi-state caught the Chinese Rocket as it fell back to Earth. I will roll it over to our next round of “Heads Up, Chicken Little!!”

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If I had a radio show today, I’d be on the air offering $1,000 to anyone who catches the Chinese rocket when it falls from the sky.

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I wonder if any of the people behind NatGeo’s Aretha Franklin mini-series watched the HBO documentary on Tina Turner and thought, “Maybe we didn’t need to spend eight hours telling a life story if they could do it so well in two.”

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What do you wanna bet Trump took the remote controls (his most prized possession) from the White House and is now complaining they don’t work on the TVs at Mar-A-Lago? “This channel is supposed to be NewsMax! Why is everyone speaking Spanish?”

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With airlines having to issue statements that they’re cracking down on abusive passengers and those who won’t wear masks, whatever happened to Air Marshals, who were supposed to be on board many domestic flights? Oh, right, that’s when the terrorists had brown skin.

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Stop saying Bill Belichick is a patriot or hero because he won’t accept the Presidential Medal Of Freedom from Trump. It merely means he is very slightly less of a jerk than we all thought.