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You know why you only see interviews in most media outlets with people defiantly planning big family get-togethers tomorrow? Because the rest of us are too busy staying inside our homes during a PANDEMIC!

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Hey, look! Science does work! [This offer not valid in the Missouri governor’s office or most counties in the state. You can recognize them by looking for red on recent election maps.]

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Seeing three women handling commentary on tonight’s launch of four NASA astronauts aboard SpaceX’s Crew Dragon, my wife said: “Imagine how different so many lives would have been if we had them doing launches when we were kids.“

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More than 130 Secret Service officers are infected with COVID-19. These are government employees who have sworn to take a bullet for the president — not from him. In what other American workplace would this degree of negligent super-spreading be allowed?

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A friend doesn’t understand why it is so hard for Joe Biden to get to 270. All he has to do is go north on 141 and then east on the Page Avenue extension.

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Immediate question for the chief White House doctor: what dosage of hydroxychloroquine have you prescribed for the President, First Lady, and Ms. Hicks now that they’ve been infected with COVID-19?