I miss ESPN’s Top 10 Plays Of The Day. To be honest, I haven’t even looked at the channel to see if it is cobbling together highlights from sports that date back to the network’s earliest days, like corn cob whittling and paper airplane folding. Is it showing individual home workouts and streaming yoga classes yet?

Since I haven’t played a hand of poker in well over a month, and thus haven’t been around other poker players, I almost miss hearing bad beat stories. Almost.

I texted a friend in St. Louis to see how he’s doing. His reply: “I’m doing great. Not only am I healthy, but the Cardinals are tied for first place!”

The Wimbledon tennis tournament, which has only been cancelled for world wars, will not take place this year. I yearn for a day when world wars are cancelled because of a sporting event.