Here are ten food-related things no one has ever said:

  1. Now, kids, don’t fill up on borscht!
  2. You know, Ted, you don’t buy hotdogs, you rent them.
  3. This floss is so delicious, I might have to have seconds.
  4. You know what this needs? More parsley!
  5. I’d like to wash this down with a sauerkraut smoothie.
  6. Did I use too much riboflavin in this?
  7. This wine pairs very well with earthworms.
  8. This is my famous baked bean almondine.
  9. I’ll have another bowl of habanero oatmeal, please.
  10. Mmm, parsnips!