Ten Things I’ve Never Done

Lifted my girlfriend, wife, or any adult female onto my shoulders at a concert.
Walked through a junkyard, found a random piece of something, and realized I could use it to finish a project at home.
Found WC Fields or Laurel & Hardy funny.
Engaged in one of those restaurant challenges where, if you eat something like 13 pounds of fried chicken with all the sides, your meal is free.
Watched “Gone With The Wind” or “Game of Thrones.”
Been able to glance at a car and immediately name its make and model without looking at the rear — where it tells you the make and model.
Won a major poker tournament.
Had a job that involved working in a cubicle.
Seen even one of the “Fast and Furious” movies.
Thought, “this is the year I take up curling!”