As I Tweeted
I won’t buy Apple’s new headset because I suffer from motion sickness and augmented reality makes the nausea worse. If I wanted to throw up, I’d watch a Rob Schneider movie.
As I Tweeted
Now that George Santos has been charged with 13 counts of fraud and financial crimes, how long before Trump announces him as a running mate? I hereby claim today as launch day for a new hashtag: #TrumpSantos2024
As I Tweeted
Three things I tweeted this afternoon after the news broke about Fox settling with Dominion Voting Systems rather than go through with the trial.
As I Tweeted
Variety reports James Bond fans can expect a relatively unknown male in his 30s to take over the 007 role. A tear forms in the corner of my eye as I learn I’ve been passed over again. It’s clear now that the Broccoli family is prejudiced against bald, fat men in their sixties.
As I Tweeted
A two-sentence memo to all media regarding the ProPublica scoop about Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas.
As I Tweeted
I woke up in a nervous sweat last night because of a nightmare in which I sat down to watch the Super Bowl only to discover I was wearing the same outfit as Rihanna. Scary!