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The Netflix algorithm thinks I would like “Persuasion.” Apparently it has forgotten my blood oath to avoid movies promoted with these six words: “From the book by Jane Austen.”
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I just saw a sign that’s probably intended to be inspirational, but couldn’t be more wrong: “Only best friends can make you laugh.” C’mon, even mild acquaintances can get a chuckle now and then. Especially if they’re from Nantucket.
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Now that Elon Musk is out of the way, I’m publicly announcing my $100 bid to buy Twitter. Not per share, but for the whole company. I’m pretty sure I can secure the financing, unless I run bad in the poker room tonight. I’m talking real American cash money here, none of that Dogecoin or other crypto garbage.
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I don’t want to say it’s overly humid in St. Louis today, but I had to take a shower to dry off.
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Trump says he never knew Cassidy Hutchinson. Because he’s not the kind of guy who would see a beautiful woman around the office and ask his assistant to introduce them. Preferably over cheeseburgers with too much ketchup.
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The 1/6 Hearings should be taking place every weekday at the same time. That would increase viewing. Under their current every-few-days scheduling, most Americans who want to watch don’t even know when they’re taking place.