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At today’s 1/6 hearing, when witness J. Michael Luttig spoke painfully slowly, I was reminded of Bob and Ray’s “Slow Talkers of America” bit. Every TV producer must have been thinking, “This guy is killing us!”
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Chris Licht, new boss at CNN, says the network will stop over-hyping every story as “Breaking News!” Now if we could only get that kid selling newspapers on the corner in black and white movies to stop yelling, “Extra! Extra!”
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A friend texted me this morning and apologized for not getting back to me because he had decided to get away and enjoy the three-day weekend. He’s been retired longer than I have, so I couldn’t resist replying, “Aren’t you on a permanent seven-day weekend like me?”
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Republican: “Get those books out of the school because they’ll hurt kids!” Democrat: “Get those guns out of the school because they’ll hurt kids!” Republican: “You’re a fascist.”
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Hearing about the sexual abuse and child molestation Southern Baptists covered up for years, I wonder how many followers believe the current right-wing bullshit about Democrats being pedophiles, but doubt it could have happened in their own church — even with evidence.
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After tonight’s episode of “Better Call Saul,” I would totally watch a Jonathan Banks spinoff called “The Attendant.”