One of the items on the ballot this Tuesday in Missouri is Proposition A, which would get rid of the ridiculous loss limit in the casinos in the state. If you’re not familiar with the loss limit — a law unique to Missouri — here’s how it works, or rather, how it doesn’t work. To […]
I just watched Reggie Bush run back a punt for a touchdown for the second time in the game, giving him a total of 176 return yards. Now Tirico, Kornheiser, and Jaworski are wondering why the Vikings even kicked the ball to him after he returned the first one for a TD. They’re saying that, […]
Ten days ago, I posted a column listing 12 Things The Next President Must Say. One of them was: I will trust scientists. Since I am not a scientist and have no training in the field, when the scientific community reaches a peer-reviewed consensus, I will accept it. I will not allow anti-scientific dogma and […]
I will remember that the United States does not stand for democracy. It stands for freedom. In a democracy, rights may be lessened by majority vote. In a free society, rights are sacred. I will fire anyone who screws up. There will be accountability for the actions of everyone in my administration. When someone’s incompetence […]
As they play the final game at Yankee Stadium today, my mind drifts back to my boyhood. Yankee Stadium is where I saw my first major league baseball game. I don’t remember what the visiting team was, but I remember the thrill of going with my father. We sat in the right field bleachers (admission: […]
I finally have something in common with an Olympic gold medalist. The photo above of Michael Phelps is (for me) like looking in the mirror. But it got even better when I read that (just like me) Phelps consumes an incredible amount of food every day — about 12,000 calories. Okay, he burns off all […]