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Angel Shot

Angel Shot

My wife went out to dinner with a friend the other night, and when she visited the ladies’ room, she saw this great safety message on a sign on the wall.

Best Thing I’ve Read Today

Best Thing I’ve Read Today

In the wake of Bill Maher’s idiotic softening stance on Trump after they had dinner together, Larry David has penned a brilliant satirical piece about the evening he shared a meal with Adolf Hitler.

Passengers vs. Crew

Passengers vs. Crew

Every news report about the six women launched into space Monday by Jeff Bezos referred to them as “crew.” No, they weren’t. Let me explain.

Broadway: “Operation Mincemeat”

Broadway: “Operation Mincemeat”

This new musical farce is based on a real story of British spies fooling Hitler about where the Allies would mount an assault on the beaches of Sicily in 1943. I loved it on Broadway last week. Here’s my review.

Bad Toothpaste

Bad Toothpaste

I have never owned a tube of toothpaste long enough for it to expire, so I was surprised when I saw what came out of one I bought two years ago.

Naked Movie Greed

Naked Movie Greed

Some Hollywood geniuses have decided to reboot “The Naked Gun,” with Liam Neeson ostensibly playing the Leslie Nielsen role. Here are several reasons why that’s such a bad idea.

Bad Decision, Journalists

Bad Decision, Journalists

The White House Correspondents Association is having a bad time under Trump, but its decision to cancel Amber Ruffin’s appearance at its annual dinner is a self-inflicted idiotic move. Here’s why.

Stop With The Shouting

Stop With The Shouting

We were looking for something new to binge-watch and gave “Dope Thief” a try. But by the third episode, it was clear there was a problem. Let me explain.

Not Andy Kaufman Again

Not Andy Kaufman Again

With the release of a new documentary about Andy Kaufman, I’ve pulled from my archives a piece explaining how he wasn’t a comic genius, but rather a coddled and spoiled brat.

Review: “Bob Trevino Likes It”

Review: “Bob Trevino Likes It”

This is the kind of small indie movie I like to champion. It’s about a young woman who can’t please her narcissistic father, but finds a connection with another man who has the same name.

Broadway Video

Broadway Video

More Broadway productions, including George Clooney’s “Good Night and Good Luck,” are incorporating video into the proceedings. Having experienced it at another show, let me explain why it’s such a bad idea.